Stefani Who?

When I heard on Saturday a “Stefani” was going to be be a performer at the 82nd Annual Ceremony, I assumed that it would be Gwen Stefani and dug a little deeper to learn more and is here to report that it is actually Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Who’s that you say? Well, it’s none other than Lady Gaga. I still remember her sharing a kiss about two years ago with Mayor Michael Bloomberg and can’t wait to see what she has planned to celebrate The Tree.

Light me up put me on top, let’s
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Light me up put me on top, let’s
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

The only place you’ll wanna be is
Underneath my Christmas tree
The only place you’ll wanna be is
Underneath my Christmas tree

Light me up put me on top, let’s
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la
Light me up put me on top, let’s
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la, la

Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe
Yes, everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes, if you want us to we will

You, oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious
Oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious

Light you up put you on top, let’s
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, let’s go
Light you up put you on top, let’s
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, let’s go

Ho ho ho, under the mistletoe
Yes everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes, if you want us to we will

You, oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious
Oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious

Here, here, here, the best time of the year
Take off my stocking’s, we’re
Out spreading Christmas cheer
Yes, if you want us to we will

You, oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious
Oh ,oh, a Christmas
My Christmas tree’s delicious

Space cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga
And she goes
Space cowboy, Lady Gaga, Lady Gaga
Here we go

Cherry, cherry, boom, boom